Ranewen's Blog

So I had this completely odd dream this morning.

The first part was about this couple who was trying to liven up their love life by sending each other porno videos to watch by themselves, to see if it turned them on or not. Well, I happened to be the woman like the entire time so this was weird. The first one did nothing, the second one was an almost, and then of course someone else almost caught me, so I couldn’t watch the end of it.

Went to family dinner afterwards, all was normal, but kept asking hubby for the last tape. He says “Don’t worry the first ones did nothing this one isn’t going to do anything either.” And I’m like, “No, I want to watch it, really, I have to see it. You know, the other one almost did it for me.” So he says fine, and he gives me the tape.

Now, I’m trying to get it into the damned VCR, but alas, it won’t go in. I need some help. Suddenly, we’re all kids at school and there’s another guy there trying to help me with the tape. I’m like okay, whatever. We finally get the tape in and it’s not porn of course it’s something more like Miami Vice, except we’re now the kids in the movie, and we’re attempting to catch this guy we think is a crook.

Turns out the guy isn’t a crook, but he’s been after this woman for several years, more on a mission impossible kind of thing. Well, we go through this warehouse, tons of boxes and finally corner the woman who’s actually been running away because she thinks he’s there to hurt her. At the end he’s just like, “I just wanted to talk and offer you some donuts.” Certainly enough the boxes open to reveal like a plethora of donuts, timbits and other goodies.

One of the girl kids is standing there beside the chocolate ones and I’m frantically looking for a chocolate timbit. Finally I find one, and then one of the other kids pipes up and says, “Hey it looks like your parents are getting back together.” So I look into the box and 2 of the chocolate timbits are kissing each other. I’m like, yay all is well again, they worked out their problem!

We all leave, everyone goes away and I’m just with the parents, actually, I first go and speak with my dad. He’s packing up already, been away for awhile, and it was just the excitement that made him kiss mom. He says, “Yeah I don’t think I’m staying in this you know, no, it’s time for me to leave.” Sure enough he’s a black man dressed in drag, but heck, I don’t take much notice.

Next I feel like I’m the woman again, and she’s talking to him and she says, “You know you’re not staying right? I’ve waited too long for you to change, and it’s just too late. You can be the one to tell your kids goodbye.” And then Goodbye seems to repeat over and over and over again as the black man in drag looks at his kids in sorrow, and knows he has to say goodbye. He repacks his clothes a lot, like he doesn’t want to, but he knows in the end that this is all for the best.